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Pun Intended for Nothing In Particular #6
Continuing with a hodge-podge of nothing in particular are more PUNS (Please keep this in mind). If you want more of this foolishness, just do a search for "Pun Intended" or click on "Thaibob".
Motel operators never die, they just _________________.
make room for others.
turn off the lights.
roll up the rug.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said _____________.
The sledder who got injured realized that his wounds were more than __________________.
a runner's mistake
the cost of his sled
he bargained for
he tobogganed for
What is the home for rich squirrels?
The Nutcracker Suite
The Nutcracker King Motel
My blind date's ______________.
a dog's best friend
from another planet
a real corker
not looking good
I'm reading a book about mazes, (Next sentence please)
I didn't know how to turn the pages.
I just cut to the end of it.
I got lost in it.
A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become _______________.
wrenched to the top.
Earl Grey was away on business during the election. (Next sentence please)
So he cast an absent-tea ballot.
So he cast an absent-tee ballot.
So he cast an absentee ballot.
So he cast an absinthe ballot.
The wolf tried to sing, _______________.
but the dogs drowned him out.
but his teeth caught all the notes
but he didn't know how
but he didn't know howl
A weeknight is a ___________.
time after working
Monday through Friday
My father slept under the bed. (Next sentence please)
Mother was a holy roller.
I think he was a little potty.
Mother hated to sleep with another.
He loved to sleep with the dust bunnies.
I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but _________________.
I did have the guts.
I couldn't spell it.
nothing came up
the computer just quit
I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said _____________________.
we're not going to live in a freezing house
it smelled too fishy
that was not going to fly
you can train a dog much easier
This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. (Next sentence please)
They're very patriotic.
I really like a wreath of Franklin.
I hate those fake ones.
I wanted Washington Fir but they were sold out.
The stripper was getting tired of the ___________________.
same old song and dance
clothes, no clothes routine
leering of the breasts dance
same old thong and dance
An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a __________________.
journalist who gets great scoops
My friend's bakery burned down last night. (Next sentence please)
You could smell the lovely fumes for miles.
He had too many buns in the oven.
Now his business is toast.
Call it a burn for the wurst.
An avionics warning is a _____________.
plane lookout alarm
warning for bees
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair, ______________________.
she knew how to concoct the undetectable poison
she called it 'medicinal suicide'
it was a hard pill to swallow
it caused her to pharm out her business
If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a ____________?
(will not interfere with your quiz)
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