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Pun Intended for Nothing In Particular #6
Continuing with a hodge-podge of nothing in particular are more PUNS (Please keep this in mind). If you want more of this foolishness, just do a search for "Pun Intended" or click on "Thaibob".
Motel operators never die, they just _________________.
make room for others.
turn off the lights.
roll up the rug.
'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said _____________.
The sledder who got injured realized that his wounds were more than __________________.
the cost of his sled
he tobogganed for
he bargained for
a runner's mistake
What is the home for rich squirrels?
The Nutcracker Suite
The Nutcracker King Motel
My blind date's ______________.
a dog's best friend
from another planet
a real corker
not looking good
I'm reading a book about mazes, (Next sentence please)
I didn't know how to turn the pages.
I just cut to the end of it.
I got lost in it.
A plumber's pipe dream was to tap all his resources to become _______________.
wrenched to the top.
Earl Grey was away on business during the election. (Next sentence please)
So he cast an absentee ballot.
So he cast an absinthe ballot.
So he cast an absent-tea ballot.
So he cast an absent-tee ballot.
The wolf tried to sing, _______________.
but he didn't know how
but his teeth caught all the notes
but he didn't know howl
but the dogs drowned him out.
A weeknight is a ___________.
time after working
Monday through Friday
My father slept under the bed. (Next sentence please)
Mother hated to sleep with another.
He loved to sleep with the dust bunnies.
I think he was a little potty.
Mother was a holy roller.
I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but _________________.
I couldn't spell it.
nothing came up
the computer just quit
I did have the guts.
I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said _____________________.
you can train a dog much easier
we're not going to live in a freezing house
it smelled too fishy
that was not going to fly
This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. (Next sentence please)
I hate those fake ones.
They're very patriotic.
I really like a wreath of Franklin.
I wanted Washington Fir but they were sold out.
The stripper was getting tired of the ___________________.
leering of the breasts dance
clothes, no clothes routine
same old song and dance
same old thong and dance
An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a __________________.
journalist who gets great scoops
My friend's bakery burned down last night. (Next sentence please)
You could smell the lovely fumes for miles.
Now his business is toast.
Call it a burn for the wurst.
He had too many buns in the oven.
An avionics warning is a _____________.
warning for bees
plane lookout alarm
When the pharmacist found out her husband was having an affair, ______________________.
she knew how to concoct the undetectable poison
it caused her to pharm out her business
it was a hard pill to swallow
she called it 'medicinal suicide'
If you accidentally leave your fly down on a promising date, does that count as a ____________?
(will not interfere with your quiz)
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