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Pun Intended Questionly - Part Four

written by: thaibob
 
More questions asked and answered, I hope.

Question 1:


I can't think of any kayak brands, ______?
can you
clipper maybe
mohawk perhaps
canoe

Question 2:


A car can't make you high, ____________?
it'll take a beer for that
so what
but can a bus
but it can go far

Question 3:


Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what ______________________?
we may beheaded for in the future
a fallen head looks like
we may be headed for in the future
happens to thieves as well

Question 4:


Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys? (Next sentence please)
His back locked up.
They weren't in the correct place.
He said, "OUCH".
It opened up his car's back door.

Question 5:


When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, __________________
"Are you two an item?"
"Trying to get a two for one, eh."
"Isn't it awkward walking?"
"Wouldn't getting a ring be less noticeable?"

Question 6:


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, _______________.
"Can you make me a snowman now?"
"Did it melt on the way?"
"Did you get my drift?"
"Are the snow cones ready yet?"

Question 7:


If a parsley farmer is sued, _____________________
would he skip town?
would he be required to a pear in court?
could he show up with a couple sprigs or two?
could they garnish his wages?

Question 8:


Which illness are witches most prone to?
Hay allergies
Wood splinters
Crone's disease
Air sickness

Question 9:


Have you ever tried to eat a clock? (Next sentence please)
Don't, it'll tick you off.
It's very time consuming.
You need both hands.
The numbers go down real fast.

Question 10:


Why do people study gravity? (Next sentence please)
It keeps their feet planted.
It keeps their nose to the grindstone.
It's a pretty attractive field.
So they don't fly off the handle.

 


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