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Pun Intended Questionly - Part Five
I just can't stop with the questions. Hope you can help me out. Watch your spelling and don't forget these are puns.
How do mountains see?
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It blew its periscope.
It really took a dive.
The bubble burst.
It dropped like a stone.
Where are average things made?
In the average factory.
In the satisfactory.
In the middle of the road.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." said the doc. The man asked "Is it common"?
"It's Not Unusual"
"Mama Told Me"
"If Only I Knew"
"What's New Pussycat"
Years ago, scientists developed artificial sugars and in more recent years artificial fat. In 1999, scientists invented artificial spaghetti. What was the brand name?
What will pollution of the Grand Canal cause to happen?
It already happened; the Venetians left
A big stink
An Italian snap election
Make a Venetian blind
Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast?
His ass was dragon.
His ass was dragging.
His bum was so far gone.
His bum was soregon.
If you are an American outside a toilet, what are you inside?
Why was the college football star's father unhappy after he paid the school tuition for his son?
His son wasn't going to that school.
His son couldn't tackle the school work.
His son played basketball and looked forward to going to another school
He only got a quarter back.
Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.
She hadn't laid any.
Her eyesight was terrible.
When the cops raided the strip joint, who did they arrest?
those with no clothes
The picture of the horse is good. But where is the wagon?
"It's hidden because it looked terrible."
"It's really way beyond my realm of expertise."
"You always put the horse before the wagon."
"Oh, the horse will draw that."
A new light bulb has been invented.
Watts it called?
110 or 220 volts?
How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison?
He used a newtronic drill.
Through the cell wall.
With just a kernel of ingenuity.
Did you hear about the drug dealers being interrogated by the police?
The police did not allow smoking.
Unfortunately, nothing came about.
They do crack.
They all decided to take a coke break.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He needed to root with his snout.
His pink skin was turning brown.
He was bacon in the heat.
He was baking in the heat.
Where do caveman store their weapons?
Near the entrance.
Under their beds.
In the clubhouse.
Inside an animal's skin.
What do you say to impatient jockeys?
Hold your horses.
Take a break.
What top does an astronaut wear to the moon?
A flotation device.
A polo shirt.
A loosely knit sweater.
What happens when Mr. Sip's wife steps into the rest room?
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