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Pun Intended Obviously

written by: thaibob
 
You must remember that the answer is a PUN, not what you think it should be, but what is funny. In other words think like me (bozo). These puns have been around for years and I doubt whether anyone could take credit for them. They're like 'moron' jokes.

Question 1:


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be _____.  (place mouse pointer over ? icon to view hints or answer requirements)
stationary
stationery
from wood
paper

Question 2:


Two silk worms had a race. They ended up __________.
tangled in knots
as bait on a hook
in a tie
sick

Question 3:


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a _________.
seagull
javelin
banana
baseball

Question 4:


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it _______.
dawned on me
jumped on me
popped out of nowhere and blew my mind
fell on me

Question 5:


The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a ____________
party pooper
seasoned veteran
dancing queen
delicious condiment

Question 6:


Atheism is a _______ organization.
organized
non-prophet
recognized
non-profit

Question 7:


Which of these is a California smog test?
Are the stars out tonight?
Can UCLA?
Is it cloudy or bright?
Is the sun shining?

Question 8:


Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, _________.
save my place for me
keep the hook amused
I'll go on a head
and don't feel left out

Question 9:


A boiled egg in the morning is __________.
a joy to behold
hard to beat
best eaten shelled
a complement to bacon

Question 10:


England has no kidney bank, but it does have a ___________
Sussex
Liverpool
Norfolk
Manchester

 


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