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Pun Intended Jobbingly
All of the puns have to do with occupations or something akin to them. Remember, the key word is PUN.
The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they _____________________.
had a good ring leader
moved the merchandise quickly
only pearloined the easy stuff to fence
never took Ruby's love to town
As a drug counselor, ______________________.
I get clients by referral
I never snort at my clients
I'm always on the lookout for a quick buck
I'd still walk a mile for a Camel
Always trust a glue salesman. (next sentence please)
They tend to stick to their word.
Their honesty is beyond reproach
But not if he's selling paste.
The feather dancer was rushed to the hospital. (Next sentence please)
She was going into labor.
Her boa constricted her.
She slipped on her outfit.
She was choking on her boa.
The pilot was a loner but even for him flying a drone was ___________________.
hard on his eyes
just too remote
lonely without a flight attendant to bring him snacks and coffee
Since I've taken the job in The Everglades _________________ .
I've been swamped
the humidity is killing me
I wish they'd get rid of the gators
I'm lost in the swamps
Be kind to your dentist, _________________ .
he has feelings, two
he has feelings, too
he has fillings, two
he has fillings, too
Historians have ________________.
always had their noses to the grindstone
Automatic machines that compete in sculling are ____________.
A backward poet ______________.
writes in verse
writes a verse then changes it
Those who study the moon are optimists. (Next sentence please)
They look at the bright side.
They never lose sight of their object.
They're also of one mind.
Why would they be pessimists?
The marine biology student took a _____________.
math course called algae-bra
math course called algebra
history course called dino-saurs
science course called sci-ence
I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed ___________________.
such a callus attitude
such a callous attitude
I chose my gastroenterologist _____________________.
based on a gut feeling
because of my ulcers
because he married my sister
because of an Alka-Seltzer commercial
The roulette dealer had a unique personality. (Next sentence please)
He had a different spin on everything.
He had a number fetish
He just loved to play with the ball.
He just fit right into that slot.
How do construction workers party?
They bring down the house.
They lift the beams.
They raise the roof.
They drink like there's no work tomorrow.
The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because __________________________.
it was night and nobody could tell if she was clothed or not.
she was clothed in anonymity
nobody could pin the wrap on her
everyone was blinded by her beauty
Dermatologists are very competitive. (Next sentence please)
They all have skin in the game.
It's just one big face-off.
They're like moles and warts on a toad.
Acne makes for great competition.
A summer is a ___________________.
season of the year
Glau, Cummings, Altice or, Bishil
The coin artist promised he'd change his profession to ___________________.
one not etched in stone
nothing involving metal
a less hardened one
(will not interfere with your quiz)
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