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Pun Intended

written by: thaibob
 
I will give you a pun and leave a word blank. It should be real easy and fun. If it isn't, feel free to sue me.

Question 1:


The fattest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much _____ .
radius
diameter
pi
pie

Question 2:


I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. It turned out to be an optical __________.  (place mouse pointer over ? icon to view hints or answer requirements)
Eskimo
Illusion
Polar Bear
Aleutian

Question 3:


She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her ________ .
mill
still
will
butt

Question 4:


A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for ___________ .
badgering
butchering
littering
cluttering

Question 5:


A chicken crossing the road is ______ in motion.
dinner
poetry
poultry
roadkill

Question 6:


I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Add the next 4-word sentence.
Then it hit me.
Then there was light.
It was a balloon.
It was an illusion.

Question 7:


I fired my masseuse today. She just ________ me the wrong way.
whipped
stabbed
punched
rubbed

Question 8:


A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the ______ .”
Bushes
Flowers
Grass
Lawn

Question 9:


A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are _____ ______ _______.
scratching their heads
writing a report
looking into it
searching for clues

Question 10:


A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over, there's nobody home.” I went over. Pick the next sentence.
House burned down.
Nobody was home.
Party for me.
Forgot my pants.

 


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